Літній дзижчання вниз.

Hey, ex-hamster. As you can see, Daddy had a summer buzzdown. Had to bust the beard and mustache down. Too hot.

And while I was in the process, I also shaved my pubes.

Because I like to feel pervy and faggy.

Shaved pubes make me feel that way.

Yeah. See? See Daddy's penis? Daddy's perfect penis.