Брендан Патрік і Іен Левайн (fmf2 p4)

Because I can't even remember when that was.

It's been a wild ride, man.

You wouldn't know anything about that, though.

You just get to hide from the whole world in here, don't you?

You know how I like to help out other people, right?

We've talked about that, haven't we?

What a good fuckin' Samaritan I am.

I swear to God, man, these situations just fall right into my fucking lap.

And I don't go out looking for them.

I'm just trying to help people.

You know, it's not my fault that they got ulterior motives.

So, I don't really see what I gotta confess for, but rules are rules, right?

Gotta keep my soul straight so I can get into those pearly gates.

He's a sweet ***.

Not a ***, he's legal. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a criminal.

And he kind of took to me like... I don't know...

A father figure, maybe?

He was raised by a single mom and she wasn't really around that much.

So he was kind of shy and uptight and he lashed onto me a little bit, which I don't mind, because, you know, good person.

So I went to his house the other day to check up on him, because I knew his mom was going to be out of town.

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