Ногодрочєрка може трахатися!

Показати більше

Foot wanker may fucking!

Розміщено MrBizarrboy

Video Transcription

I'm so happy that I live in an age where these were invented.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How do you keep your feet so nice?

How do I keep my feet so nice?

Показати менше Показати більше

Let me see.

I just take very good care of them.

I get pedicures weekly.

And I love my feet.

They're my favorite.

She loves her feet.

She just, she was a dickhead.

Well, okay, the greatest thing about my feet, I have to show you.

Because, you know, thank God for DNA.

I got the greatest.

Look, they're perfectly angled.

How awesome is that?

And they're just--

And she's modest.

No, my, like, like, the--

She's modest.

Just joking.

The second toe isn't longer than the first toe.

You know, like, some girls, like, the second toe is longer.

No, they're perfect.

I love my feet.

They go in descending order.

And they're 6 1/2, which is, like, the perfect shoe size.

And I like great heels.

And I could just say, like, a million things about my feet, but I'm going to shut up now.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, my God, let me see this one.

This one?

It's fun for the whole family.

Fun for the whole family?

You got a little toe ring.

I got a little toe ring that I got in San Francisco.

And I've worn it ever since.

And I love, I love toe accessories.

I wish I had an anklet today.

Usually, sometimes I wear an anklet.

...

  • 2,354
  • 18:40