Лукас Слад і Тайлер Пейдж без сідла в Х'юстоні

And like Texas?

That's alright. No complaints.

Some cute boys here.

Yes.

Actually, some hot boys here.

Yes, country men.

Yeah? So you like the country boys?

Sometimes.

Yeah, and you kind of live out in the country, don't you?

Yes, I do. Very small town.

And how do you like living in the small town?

I hate it.

Do you really?

Nothing to do.

So you're kind of a big city boy.

Yes, very.

Although last weekend I think you said something about some fair that you were at?

Yes, I wish I could remember most of it.

Yeah, is that because of the fact that it was a ***** fest for everyone in the city?

It was. Tequila, beer. It was a great time.

Sounds like a good time.

Yeah? So it sounds like it was a lot of fun.

It was.

So, Texas has a lot of interesting places where you can have sex.

A lot of outdoor places, indoor places.

Where's the wildest place that you've had sex?

In the church pew. I started getting head, and then it moved on into the confessional.

While in service.

Oh my gosh. And no one saw you?

No.

There was people staring as the head was going down, but it was kind of iffy if they knew what was going on or not.

So you kind of have a little bit of a Wall Street to you.

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