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I was having a two-for-one special, so I thought maybe you would like one.

Oh, that's pretty nice of you. Thank you.

Could I ask you another question?

Sure.

Well, I was wondering if you could spare like $100 for a winter coat?

$100? Jeez, I mean, I could see $3 for a... pardon?

It's pretty cold.

It is, but that's a lot of money. God, $100.

I mean, if I was going to give somebody $100, I'd kind of expect something in return, you know?

I could give you a massage.

A massage?

Yeah.

Are you any good at it?

Very.

Are you?

Well...

Let's see, a massage, huh?

Hmm.

I guess I could use a good massage.

You say you're good at it?

Very.

You got good hands?

Excellent.

Well, let's, um...

What if I get the massage first?

You bet.

Okay, let's go this way and get my massage and you'll get your mattress.

Alright.

Let me take your coat.

I guess after this you won't be needing this coat anymore, huh?

I hope not.

You get a nice warm one.

Why don't you take your shirt off and I'll give you a massage now?

Uh, you mean like a back rub?

Yeah.

Well, that's not what I had in mind.

Exactly what did you have in mind?

Well, I wanted another part of me massaged.

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