Писяю в банку, перш ніж потрапити в гарячу ванну, щоб заспокоїти мої болючі м'язи в цьому супер справжньому відео
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Here's a super real video from your favourite hippy weirdo Rachel Wriggler, showing you what life is very often like late in the day when her body is hurting like mad. I start off by emptying what little is in my bladder into the empty jar of bath salts and then take ages getting in. Like, ages ages, not just ages. Alas, this is quite possibly the best video I've made which demonstrates why I decided to do this. My body gives me so much grief that I wanted to use it for something positive and that would make me feel good about myself when it takes me ten minutes to get in the bath properly. Granted, it was hot as hell, but that was only ever going to help things with my muscles. Oh how awesome it would have been to climb out and into a freshly made bed and receive a massage from some tasty fella with a big belly and nice strong arms.
Розміщено MistressWriggler
Транскрипція відео
Hello there, how are you?
I am...
No speak Bud.
Tired.
And weary.
And stressed.
And not appreciating Buddy's barking right now.
So you wait here mate and I'm going to go get the squirty spray bottle.
Because you know what that means, don't you?
So yeah, I am...
Tired.
But also... oh my gosh, hey Max.
Um...
Aching like an absolute motherfucker.
So I have run myself a bath.
Lit some candles.
Got some drinks and snacks on the go.
I'm a bit confused because I just chopped up a hoodie.
It's like old, old.
Um...
So that I can get the sleeves.
And use as a...
Thing for mopping my brow when I am in the bath.
And my face is leaking.
Um...
Yeah, I need...
Oh no.
I just dropped my lighter under the bath.
But...
As is what often happens when I'm just about to have a wash.
Is that my buddy goes, "Oh, you've just got a little bit of wee bit that needs to come out."
So, no Bud, I'm not fucking playing.
Honestly.
But I think it's my time of the month.
Not that I *****.
So I don't know when it is.
But going on how stressed I feel because of nothing.
I'm going to say it's that.
Anyway, I...
Fuck off Bud.
Like...
I really need to show you a video of us, or share a video of us together.
When he's not menacing me because I'm making a video.
No Bud!
Anyway, right, yes.
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