Продавцю пощастило, коли він зайшов до будинку гарячої брюнетки

Doesn't look like it.

Here, we'll just cheer you up.

Look, I got this new mouse pad.

Sorry, I'm not interested.

Really, not interested?

What if I tell you I'll give it to you for free?

What is it?

Would that make your day?

What is it?

You have a computer?

Yes, I have a computer.

You have a computer, okay.

Well, check it out, you have a mouse, right?

I have a mouse.

You have a little mouse.

Yes, I have a mouse.

Okay, I'm sure you need a mouse.

What is this?

Well, check it out, it's this really hot babe,

kinda like you.

She's got these nice voluptuous breasts, like yourself.

Did I say that out loud, I'm sorry.

And then you can rest your wrist on it,

and then you can move your mouse around,

and it's very cool.

I don't know, you know what,

since you're not having such a great day,

I might just give 'em both to you.

But you know what, I'd really like to show you

how to use it.

You think I could do that?

You think I could come inside and show you how to use it?

'Cause it's very complicated.

Shut up, come on.

Okay.

Come in here.

Okay.

Have a seat.

Thanks, where, right here?

Just sit over there, I don't have any chairs.

Hang onto this, and I'll go get a mouse.

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